Oct 8, 2008

Circumstantial Evidence Exists

The fact that 28 year old Holly Madison has broken up with 82 year old Hugh Hefner is circumstantial evidence that Hefner is still alive. A picture has surfaced showing the ingenue and the geriatric holding hands or maybe she's just trying to hold him up. "Who's going to gum my oatmeal for me now that she's gone" wailed the petulant playboy. And you think you have problems. It's not easy being a stud especially when you forget where you left your dentures, hearing aid and walker. Besides intercourse could prove fatal, but if she dies, she dies.

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