Oct 9, 2008

Ming Agrees To Bail Out Banks

For a modest 20% stake in every financial institution now on the skids, Ming will issue his personal guarantee to infuse genuine Ming Money as needed. That miserable old Davidson press in the basement needs a new gripper bar but as soon as Ming replaces it and someone fronts the paper and ink he's ready to honor all obligations. Besides Ming Money has it's eponymous creator's grinning countenance suggestively leering at you on every bill, so much better than a bunch of dead guys, some of whom weren't even presidents. And how much different is that than what's now being proposed other than with Ming's proposal, at least Joe Taxpayer wouldn't be on the hook?

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