Ming Applies For Patent

Once again, Ming is ready to make a fortune with his latest innovation. Windshield wipers for television sets will sweep the Nation during the forthcoming presidential debates. Now when you dash up to the set to spit on your candidate's opponent, all you need do is activate the wipers when it's your own glorious selection's turn. For those intent on being both right and politically astute, a free bumper sticker will come with each purchase inscribed, "I Backed The Winner In This Year's Election". Ming learned his lesson to stick with generic bumper stickers. He's still stuck with a truckload of "Win With Wilkie" stickers. Ming was sure Wendell was a shoe-in that time.