Ming May Move To Alaska

Thumbnail biographies of Sara Palin and everything she's been doing in Alaska are on the T.V. which has peeked Ming's interest, so much so, that he now wants a piece of the action. Move to the Alaskan great outdoors. Maybe even bump off a moose now and then, although city boy Ming, isn't really sure how this is done. Presumably you gain the moose's confidence, tell him we're going for pizza, then once he's in the car, plant a couple of twenty-twos behind his ear. At least that's how it's done in the Bronx, but maybe in Alaska their technique differs. There's a lot of questions Ming still has before making the move. Do they have good water bagels? Is there a subway? Do they get a good crust on their Italian bread or do you really need to use New York water? Does every neighborhood have a bocce ball court? Ming could be subject to culture shock. Maybe he could even get runned over during one of those salmon runs. So much to consider.