Ming Capitalizes On Wall Street Woes

Ever alert connoisseur of the fast buck Ming, spent his day locating an office rental on Pine Street, just off Wall Street that had those old fashioned large windows that manually open. That and a take a ticket dispenser and Ming is ready for tomorrow's Stock Market open. He'll wear a sandwich board advertising his new service. "Defenestrate at Ming's" "Little if any waiting." "Hedge Fund operators given first preference." "Defenestrate from any of our three windows with their lovely view tastefully located just off Wall for your jumping convenience." They should fall head over heels for Ming's new service. Ming's nephew, the little Mingster will rent hard hats to pedestrians below. Synergism is everything in a service business.