Oct 29, 2008

Ming Is In The Chips

Investors are always talking about how they're in solar, natural gas, clean energy etc. Well, Ming is proud to say he's up to his neck in dried yak fece. The euphemism is chips.
Since time immemorial, nomads in Central Asia and North America have used yak and buffalo chips respectively, as biofuel. This is the future in a fuel challenged world. Ming notes that supermarkets sell firewood in modest bundles for fireplaces. Why not instead take some crap from Ming?
Contact Ming today and he'll see to it that there's a load of crap on your doorstep tomorrow. Remember, no matter the weather, you can always depend on Ming to be full of crap.

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