Ming Is Scandalized

Watching television, Ming keeps seeing commercials for a local New York bank that threatens to treat you like family. Ming will be damned before he lets some bank go through his pants pockets while he sleeps. They also had better not have the temerity to denigrate poor Ming like his family takes such exquisite pleasure in doing. And if they think Ming is going to their house this year, just to sit at the kiddie table for Thanksgiving, he'll just make it a point to deposit his money elsewhere.