Moe Falls Ill.

Ahmadinejad is reported to have fallen ill from overwork. This may mean he has to give up the lucrative night shift working his gypsy cab in Manhattan and the Bronx. Couple that with the price of oil tanking, and poor Moe may, like Blanche DuBoise, have to rely on the kindness of strangers. Of course, those of us such as Ming, with a more conspiratorial bent might speculate that someone put ground glass in his Ovaltine. In that case, it should all clearly work out in the end.