Vote For Ming

Only Ming has the connections to get the country out of it's economic malaise. President Ming would sit down with Premier Wen Jiabao and Central Bank Governor Zhou Xiaochuan over hot bowls of bird's nest soup and hammer out a reciprocal barter trade agreement. They send us a lifetime supply of chinese back scratchers and finger puzzles and we send them a lifetime supply of hedge fund wannabees and sundry Wall Street unemployables for work in the People's salt mines. You scratch our back and we scratch these losers from screwing up the economy. Win Win.