Ming Demands They Wire Joe Kernan's Jaw Shut

Ming also demands CNBC buy Ming a new T.V. set to replace the one he punched out this morning. An eager Ming tuned in at 7:00 A.M. to hear what the esteemed and prescient NYU economist Nouriel Roubini had to say on their pre-market show about anything he chose to opine upon. Everytime the intellectually challenged Kernan asked a question, he would steamroll Roubini with his own take on the question he posed.
So instead of Roubini being able to expand on the sound bite they allowed him, the great Kernan blathered on instead.
Ming understands this was his punishment for even tuning in CNBC, but if he wants this level of input, he can repair to one of New York's cut-rate Blarney Stone bars and get the same cut-rate input by turning to the clod doing boilermakers sitting next to him.