Ming Is Crushed

The big write in groundswell for the Merciless candidacy failed to materialize. Ming blames his advisers. The invasion of Canada to plunder their resources should not have been divulged as a major plank in Ming's platform. Having said that, Ming will not apologize for openly demanding the guillotine for all FDA and SEC personnel. However, in deference to the squeamish, perhaps firing squads were the way to go.
Yet, Ming should still do better than break even on selling his artfully worded, but noncommittal, "I Backed The Winner" bumper stickers.