Ming Demands Bailout

Banking,Insurance, Autos, all demand and receive bailouts. Ming represents big fortune cookie interests who also like free money. Fortune cookies are the mainstay of American industry. Where else can investors go for good advice? (good fortune awaits you). How else can the lovelorn find their mate?(the time is ripe to wed). Whom else can the bemused find to guide their faltering footsteps?(this is your lucky day). What other industry would pay Ming to generate puerile platitudes?(a sunny smile is it's own reward).
To quote that unfortunate rubric,"That's how the cookie crumbles" must not be allowed to happen. Don't fudge fortune cookies. Give Ming free money now or else.(he who cradles the rock, rules the world).