Ming To Be Declared Idiot Savant

A proud Ming always knew he had the idiot part down pat. Now he supposes the savant part is in recognition of his ability to play the Beer Barrel Polka on the kazoo while simultaneously abusing himself. Yet Ming secretly hopes it's because he bought Dendreon and is soon to be vindicated notwithstanding everything the stock hasn't done recently.

Then a gracious Ming will be giving a hearty handshake to one and all. Just remember to ask him to use one of those wet wipes beforehand.