Yes, Ming Industries, the people who brought you reversible underwear, does it again.
Equip your cell phone with a Mingtone and never again have to worry that others will eavesdrop when you receive a call. Our Mingtone Bronx Cheer model is scientifically designed to approximate the juiciest of flatulations at every ring thus affording you the privacy so necessary when you receive those embarrassing calls from your bookie, bill collector and the IRS demanding money.
Our full line of privacy enhancing ringtones include the gunshot, the expletive and the ever popular, primal scream. Become a trend setter and have the pleasure of watching those near you flee for cover every time your cell phone rings. Order your Mingtone today and receive a complementary can of Mace to encourage those less than fleet of foot to make a more timely egress.
Dec 4, 2008
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2 comments:
I just looooove ahenny ringtones.
Mine is a troup of screeching chimpanzees ('struth!) Goes great with its' wallpaper:
http://tinyurl.com/6ckgu3
Except......The other day my better half calls me in the middle of the departmental meeting.
Amidst my co-workers mirth, my boss strained several eyerolling and scowling muscles. Thank goo'ness my review was last month.
This time the first comment was almost as hilarious as the ming's post itself.
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