Ming Won't Pay

Enough is enough and plenty is too much. Taxation has gone too far now that the Environmental Protection Agency has proposed a flatulence tax on cows. Can people be far behind?

Ming refuses to pay a surtax every time he buys a can of beans and he certainly isn't going to let any government minion attach a meter to his posterior.

Besides, how does taxing the methane gas emitted by cows and maybe poor dyspeptic Ming on the rare occassion, help global warming? Will either the cow or Ming be inclined to desist if they suffer a tax every time they get a gas attack?

Why doesn't the Government just issue seltzer as needed? It's so very unfair especially since it's been days if not weeks since Ming has cleared an elevator, although he does admit it's fun watching the reaction.