FDA To Approve Irridescent Hemmorhoid Cream

Once again, in their quest to approve anything that doesn't effectuate a cure, the glorious FDA has outdone themselves. A boon to careerists everywhere, this latest innovation will serve to no longer keep ambitious climbers of the corporate ladder in the dark. No longer will they have to rely on such outmoded props to their careers as ability and knowledge. All these arse kissers need now do is locate the source of that glow and apply themselves ass-iduously. Hennie smoochers the world over can once again thank the FDA whose spokesperson has provided the following unsolicited testimonial, "Not only have we approved this product, but we use it as well thus ensuring our tenure".