Ming Suffers From Suze Ormanitis

Every time poor Ming sees Suze Orman on T.V. his sperm count goes down and his testes retract. Ming suspects he is not alone and hopes the FDA soon approves a vaccine to cure this affliction even though they don't approve much of anything lately.

Until then send your contributions to the Help Stamp Out Suze Orman Fund care of Ming T. Merciless, all checks to be made out to cash. In return you will receive a complimentary spray can of Suze Orman Begone with which to blackout your T.V. screen in self defense. A certificate of authenticity accompanies every can.