Ming Just Can't keep Up

Once again, poor Ming hasn't posted as he desperately tries to fulfill his business obligations.

There's the rush order to add Bernie Madoff to his popular line of famous swindler bubble gum cards. After all, kiddies need their heroes.

Then there was the MMMM orders pouring in worldwide for protest placards suitable for display outside Courthouses inscribed Madoff Mulcted My Money.

The specialty order from 535 Congresspersons demanding "I Got The Finger From Gettlefinger" buttons also had to be serviced.

Curiously, the Washington Press Corp all placed orders for size 16 steel tipped shoes deliverable prior to the President's next press conference.

Here at Ming Novelty Industries, the people that brought you the full line of Monica Lewinsky flavored cigars, the opportunities for new products are boundless.