Berie; Just Call Martha

Martha Stewart said she found out how to remove those house arrest bracelets on the internet. Asked about the electronic monitoring device she must wear on her ankle she had complained repeatedly that it irritated her skin. Stewart says she knows how to remove it. "I watched them put it on. You can figure out how to get it off," she is quoted as saying. "It's on the Internet. I looked it up."

So when Bernie is in Brazil which has no extradition agreement with the U.S., they can arrest his dog after Bernie puts the bracelet on him and the short arm of the law finally wises up.