Feb 8, 2009

Now Ming Gets To Live Forever

For the last several days, Ming has been exercising 24 hours a day. That's why he hasn't had time to post. Lucky for Ming he saw that T.V. commercial on Channel 2 that said for every hour one exercises they gain two hours of life. Ming figures that at this rate, exercising 24/7, he gets to live forever.

Ming can enjoy the power of compound interest and eventually live long enough to own the world. Better yet, Ming can watch all his enemies croak(technical medical term), while the ever youthful Ming just keeps going and going just like the Energizer Bun...zzzzzzzzzzz.

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