That's the motto for Ming's new , no can lose, business venture. Ming, whose hand is on the pulse of the economy and several other places where it shouldn't be, notes that gold ownership is now in vogue. Various pundits advocate physical ownership rather than owning gold through some intangible certificate that may not be honored when gold is most needed in a financial emergency.
That being so, once you take possession, you can't just leave it lying around. It should be kept on or about your person at all "times. But gold is very heavy in relation to size. That's where Ming comes in. Why wind up in the hernia ward from lugging around your fortune?" Ming's infomercial will query, "Why not buy a one-size-fits-all truss you can trust?" as the camera zooms in on the nether region's of the hapless Won Hung Lo who neglected to procure a genuine Ming truss before trying to move his hoard. After viewing that disaster, Ming's cup will runeth over as orders pour in.
Feb 16, 2009
A Truss You Can Trust
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Ming, it's the bling...
Corner the markets in gold trusses by selling trusses made of gold. Makes for an appropriate place for the family jewels as well as being functional and an attention-getter on the beach. Like a codpiece, these could be sized either for nature or for what you've taken in delivery. You could have the brothers Ling do your ads, Jing and Tink...
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