Where Have Standards Gone?

Ming was watching CNBC early this morning and it would appear that Becky Quick was sporting a very distinct 5 o'clock shadow.

The very least these talking heads could do is shave before inflicting themselves on poor Ming who's laboring without the benefit of his full quotient of coffee at that hour.

It also wouldn't hurt for Joe Kernan to invest in some prunes so that every time he attempts to form a thought he needn't display that constipated look of his.

Then again, perhaps Ming's standards are too high.