Everyone Wants To Scew Poor Ming

Just when Ming's ship is about to come in(think Dendreon), the currency he will soon be wallowing in is being devalued by quantitative easing(euphemism for indiscriminately printing money). Worse yet, blabbermouth, Zhou Xiaochuan, business head of The People's Bank Of China(PCofA) makes big speech calling for international currency not tied to any one nation(ours).

Go to www.pcb.gov.ch for full english text of scurrilous speech. Since 1983, the PCofA has been China's Central Bank. This web site, whose flawless translations are done by their International Department should perhaps reconsider their translation of Comrade Wang Hongzhan's title of Chief Disciplinary Officer.

Opening the management icon and hitting on Hu Xiaolian, which is what Ming would like to do, shows the lovely Xiaolian's picture. Note she is Administrator of Foreign Exchange which has the felicitous acronym, SAFE so it must be safe for her to engage in exchanges with foreigners. So it must be okay for capitalist pig Ming to now send love letter proposing marriage to Comrade Hu explaining his real name is John D. Rockerfeller and he is prepared to live six months of the year in the palatial digs of Comrade Hu in China if she will join him in living behind Ming's Hand Laundry in the U.S. the other six months. Seller's puff is always followed by buyer's remorse but Ming figures if she can iron shirts, he will come out ahead in the deal.