Finally

It took six thousand years of civilization, but it finally arrived. Ming is of course referring to the motorized barstool. Ming has only been made aware of this boon to humanity because it's inventor, somewhere in Ohio, was nailed by the short arm of the law for causing an accident.

This tribute to American ingenuity which consists of a barstool mounted on a lawnmower engine with a steering wheel can go thirty-five miles an hour.

Think of the envious stares as you tool into your favorite watering hole knowing you'll always have a seat no matter how crowded the dump may be. Think of being able to cause any amount of trouble safe in the knowledge that you can outrun the most agile of bouncers. Think also of the money you can save welching on your bar tab by making a quick getaway.

America can never lose it's technological superiority so long as we keep innovating at this level. Can a motorized barca lounger be far behind?