Ming Signs Up For Ballet Class

This is clearly the road to riches. It worked wonders for one time Clinton aide and all around swell guy, Rahm Emmanuel who took two and a half years off to "work" for investment bankers Wasserstein & Perella. He was sufficiently fleet of foot to "earn" sixteen and one-half million dollars.

He then returned to Congress to become the House's #1 recipient of hedge fund contributions. Now he sitteth at the right hand of the President as Chief of Staff.

Ming can hardly wait to start doing pirouettes for the big bucks although he draws the line at wearing a tutu.