Ming's Neighbors Call 911, Reporting Mayhem

Howls of outrage. Screams of horror. Pleas for mercy and sobs of despair. Yes, taxpayer Ming was filling out his Federal and State tax returns again.

Take the total in 1b2 and insert on line f3c but only after dividing by the prime meridian and multiplying by psi to six decimal places but only for those who itemized. All others must refer to instruction booklet 453G which is not included and cannot be obtained without a Form 642Z also not included.

Not only are they trying to break poor Ming financially but mentally as well. Ming remains certain after jumping through all those abstruse hoops that somewhere, somehow there was a credit, deduction or exemption to which he's legally entitled were he clever enough to discover it while wading through the morass they laughing call the instructions.

In the next reincarnation Ming will try to come back as Treasury Secretary or Chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee. Each is responsible for tax law but neither is responsible enough to comply.