Seeing all these advertisements for health clubs showing luscious cheerleader types flexing and flaunting their pulchritudinous persons led the impressionable Ming to sign up for a trial membership hoping to get lucky. Ming even took the Dominoes sign off the roof of the Mingmobile just in case he got a date.
He was looking askew at the various torture devices when some 350 pound woman asked him if he could spot her. Ming innocently replied that if necessary, he could spot her in the parking lot from six blocks away. Once the swelling went down from his concussion, the hospital finally discharged him which is why he hasn't posted for several days. And they say fat people are jolly.
May 27, 2009
Ming Exercises His Right To Free Speech
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Thank you for the laughs, Ming. I'm glad you put up this site, I can actually get caught up on my 'Ming in the morning' show. :-)
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