Civil War Soldier Found In Maryland To Be Honored

That's the headline Ming saw and his first reaction was, at least they should buy the poor slob a good steak dinner to make up for the political blowhards honoring him with boring speeches. Then Ming speculated that since the guy must be at least 165, he probably couldn't even gum the steak.

High school dropout Ming is beginning to become suspicious that journalism school is beginning to turn out illiterate dummies based not only on all the misspelling one sees on the crawls beneath T.V. newscasts but on headlines like the one above. Had the headline began with "Remains of.." then the befuddled Ming would not only have not been confused but would not be writing this screed and you, gentle reader, would not be as bored as you now are after having read poor Mings eructations.