Billy Mays lives. Ming just saw a T.V. advertisement for something improbably called The Big City Slider Station. There was Billy, annoying falsetto and all, flipping hamburgers and inveigeling you to send for some crappy gadget for those of you too challenged to shape a hamburger pattie on your own. But that's not all. He'll also send you another perfectly useless gadget designed to slice your fingers for those few of you too poor to own a knife. Just pay the exorbitant shipping and it's yours free.
Only in America can you keep on earning money after you're dead. In fact, Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley cleverly made their best career moves after their demise.
Who knows how much you can make after you're gone. Bet you just can't wait to find out.
Oct 13, 2009
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