Only Megalomaniacs Need Apply

Want to be important but have no accomplishments to buttress that desire? Want to control people but have no money to influence their behavior? Want adulation but don't even remotely deserve any? Ming has the answer for you.

Run for public office. Promise the Great Unwashed whatever they want to hear. Lie shamelessly. Remember, the bigger the lie, the less likely it will be dismissed as an untruth. Most people still have a tenuous hold on reality and cannot envision anyone so flagrantly sporting with the truth so they tend to believe a really big lie.

It is clear that anyone that wants public office is unworthy of holding public office because their motives are so very impure bordering if not exceeding the pathological. So vote for Ming. He is impelled by everything that motivates your garden variety politician and then some. This could be your last chance to get a really good philosopher king that has all the answers. Don't wait. Vote now and vote often even if you don't live in Chicago.