All Worship Ming

Ming immodestly put a bumper sticker on his car reading "Honk if you love the Great God Ming at www.minganthology.blogspot.com". Later, parked at a busy intersection, lost in thought as to how great it is to be me, Ming would never have realized the light was now green if the car behind did't begin honking repeatedly. He must really love Ming. Then he shouted,"For the love of God, go, go, go". What devotion to Ming. Everyone behind him then started honking. Ming was so proud that he even began honking himself. Some obvious Floridian then tried inviting Ming to his home state by bragging at the top of his lungs about a "sunny beach" and a poor leper with only a middle finger began hysterically waving it at Ming to show his love. Not to be outdone and wanting to bond with the handicapped, Ming extended his middle finger in a show of solidarity. Then everyone , in a paroxysm of religious fervor got out of their cars and began approaching Ming obviously to kiss the hem of his robe and seek his blessings. This was too much for the now humbled Ming and he drove through the light just as it again turned red. You Earthlings are such a demonstrative people.