Bib Laden Is Alive And Well

Some say he's working as a counterman in an Orange Julius in Time Square. Ming knows better. Osama has seen that the most efficient means to destroy America is through financial terrorism. To achieve that end he merely generates a bogus death fable enabling easier egress from Wasiristan. He then sets up a hedge fund to short promising companies in the U.S.A. This results in destroying innovative enterprises, loss of present and future jobs and destroys faith in the capital formation process thus further inhibiting growth. Oh. oh. Scratch that. This is already a crowded field. Besides most of our financial journalists don't know arabic. How would they find out what to write, unless maybe, they just ask the hedge funds we already are burdened with.