Ming's Marlboro Miles

Having tied up all available funds in his Dendreon investment, Ming is reduced to scrounging Marlboro miles for that camping equipment he covets. He planned to visit the Grand Coulee Dam, the Hoover Dam and even places that don't give a damn. Unfortunately, while he's still puffing furiously away, he's still not even close to getting the miles required so he's prepared to compromise. Ming will just go watch the Rosie O'Donnell Show since she's about as big a dyke as one could ever hope to see. Besides with all that edema, she probably holds as much water as any other dike.