Candidates Beg Ming For Endorsement

Logic is impeccable. So goes Ming's South Bronx voting district so goes the Bronx. As goes the Bronx, so goes New York City. As goes the City so goes the State and thus goes the Nation. What with the ravages of urban renewal, Ming is last registered voter in district and now holds the fate of the Nation in his unwashed hand. His demands are nonnegotiable. Winning candidate must have plank in platform denouncing wasteful consolidation of FDA facilities in White Oak site in Silver Springs Maryland. All FDA food oversight must go to Department of Agriculture. Drug oversight goes to Drug Enforcement Agency. Present FDA employees are to give pony rides at present sites until retirement kicks in. Now Ming will buy box of cheap cigars so his political pronunciamentos can emanate from smoke filled room just like its always been done.