Ming Sues In Phone Sex Sting

Acting as his own counsel, barrister Ming pleads entrapment. Too cheap to replace his rotary phone, Ming found himself entrapped in one of the dial's finger holes as he tried to access Hot Hilda's Harem the hard way. Ming's attempt to enter the foul phone as Exhibit A was also foiled by a squeamish bailiff who demanded gloves before he would touch the offending mechanism. Ming plans to pursue Ma Bell to the fullest extent of the law under the doctrine of infliction of cruel and unusual punishment because it still stings. This is the only way left to get rich in America. Sue your way to a lifetime of financial security.