Once again Ming has brought dishonor upon his venerable ancestors by lusting after the luscious Dale Arden. Attempting to raise money to buy her the stray baubble, he is dressed in his new Ronald Ming Donald costume while entertaining snot-encrusted moppets for minimum wage and all the unhappy meals he can scrounge. Only benefit in wearing boob suit is Fat Wong the usurer's threat-men can no longer find Ming to administer tune-up. Ming prays to Lu-Hsing, the god of wealth to intercede and illuminate the dim bureaucratic bulbs at the FDA forthwith and rescue him from the rapacious shorts in his favorite stock, Dendreon by approving Provenge. Ming notes that the immortal Lao-tzu said,"Blessed are the idiots, for they are the happiest people on earth." Ming gives odds the immortal one never had to wear a clown suit or tried to invest in the stock market. Meanwhile Ming hopes, the delectable Dale doesn't notice his latest offering once resided on the shelves of the 99 cent store.
Feb 15, 2008
Ming Disgraces Ancestors
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Can we change the sinister black background?
Or change the print color to more contrast. Very difficult to read and I do want to read it!
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-eddie
Might be worth it, but wouldn't she be more impressed if you vaporized a peaceful inhabited planet?
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