Lucky Reader

Lucky for you, gentle reader, Ming is now here to guide your faltering footsteps as you make your usual laughable attempt to negotiate your way through the day. How you ever crossed streets without Ming's help will remain one of life's great mysteries. Don't bother any longer to watch stupid morning news shows with vapid reporters grinning like cretins as they sandwich their patented pap between endless commercials for things people would never have even mentioned twenty years ago. Fearless cub reporter Ming's motto is "all we print is news that fits" or maybe it should be "All we fit is news that prints" or "All the news we print is fit" or you can just go look at an old copy of The New York Times and we can steal their motto. Remember, if you don't read Ming, you don't know a thing. Only Honest Ming will insult your intelligence and tell you so to your face.