Ming Goes On A Hot Date

Hanging around the Women's House of Detention finally pays off but Ming is no fool. He cleverly takes the Domino's sign off his car before the date. No use alerting this recidivist that Ming makes the big bucks. Ming was prouder than Michael Jackson getting picked for show and tell at a grade school when he strolled in to that fancy restaurant with his date. Everyone just starred. Its not every day that this years winner of the Broderick Crawford Look-Alike Contest strolls into a Long John Silvers wearing a tank top and speedos. Her dishonor before death tattoo was also well received by her admirers. But even Ming has social aspirations. Someday, when his investments bear fruit, or even money, he hopes to begin dating girls who shave their legs, at least a little. We all have our dreams.