Your accolades keep pouring into minganthology.blogspot.com. Much of these worshipful epistles contain the appellation, "schmuck" in the salutation. While initially confused by this unfamiliar term and thinking Berlitz was somehow remiss when teaching Ming your quaint language, he surfed your internet. Apparently, this honorific is most often bestowed on high dignitaries such as presidents, congresspersons and FDA officials. Naturally, as Emperor of Mongo, it is only fitting and proper that Ming the Merciless be considered the biggest schmuck of all. We(the royal we), can only hope you agree.
Feb 17, 2008
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As a minion of the GREAT SCHMUCK MING (I can be seen as 3rd spear carrier on the left in the facinating documentary MING THE MERCILESS CONQUERS THE UNIVERSE), I have followed our valiant and beloved leader to Earth to re-educate all evildoers at what you eathlings call the FDA. My viciously indolent Mongo retriever Benny and I have pledged our lives, fortunes, and great quantities of free time in order to assure Mongo justice will be done. (Unhappily... the Justices of Mongo still want to speak with our glorious leader Ming about that unfortunate death ray incident prior to his arrival here on Earth)
ALL HAIL MING!!!!
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