Feb 24, 2008

Ming Seeks To Be Made Whole

Throwing himself at the feet of Wei Li, the senior partner of Wie Su Yu & Den Sum, Ming begs for redress. Shareholder Ming claims legal standing to sue the FDA for fraud in the inducement. Enticing the victim by giving Dendreon fast-track status, being privy to the results of its trials while still authorizing a Panel which voted positively on safety and evidence of efficacy only to deny approval based on the very evidence available pre-panel is arbitrary and capricious. This then not only constitutes fraud in the inducement but fraud in the execution as well. Lead Counsel Wei fobs Ming off onto his shifty co-partner, Yu Li, notorious suborner of witnesses who confers with partner Su Dem, the firm's rainmaker. They all defer to Den Pai and Sum Do. All agree for them to sue government requires green inspiration up front. They advise Ming to stop sniveling and ask his Congressman to request the Inspector General of Health & Human Services to get off plump posterior and investigate travesty since they have recently regained FDA oversight. Then, rushing from their offices, they trample the hapless Ming when mistaking factory whistle for siren on ambulance.

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