Vote For Ming

One reader asks who to vote for. Write in vote for Ming shows reader to be discerning, urbane sophisticate. Vote for anyone else shows reader to be mindless lackey of the establishment. Another reader cruelly alludes to Ming's cardboard collar. The investment world has been unkind to poor Ming since May 9th of last year. Ming must cut corners until his ship comes in. Day old bread, bloated cans marked down to ten cents, cracked eggs and trips to the One Size Fits All shop is now Ming's lot in life. Any tips as to location of fruitful dumpsters will be appreciated. Ming likes fruit.