Elliot Begs Ming For Relief

The Governor called Ming yesterday promising that the charge of interstate transportation of stolen tricycles would be dropped if only Ming would help him in his hour of need. Ever receptive to a deal, Ming listens as Elliot whines that he still has needs that must be satisfied, all the more now that the pressure for his resignation increases. He's interested in rough trade, pain and humiliation. Ming knows just the place. He takes him into the notorious alley of redolent rodents to the sleazy firm of Wei Scru Yu & Lovitt. They are Ming's stockbrokers who promise to sell Elliot all the Dendreon he can handle. They promise much pain and a chance to get spanked every day between the hours of 9:30 and 4:00 P.M. Ming also points out this will give Elliot the possibility of attaining a state of nirvana if he has a position simultaneous with achieving release of positive news which can occur at any time.