Ming Is Mired In The Slough Of Despond

Ming isn't sure what that is but probably has something to do with the transit cops telling him he can't lie on the subway tracks even though Congress denied Dendreon a hearing. That decision has subsumed poor Ming in nihilism. He no longer cares. He chug-a-lugs milk straight from the carton without even checking the expiration date. He has unprotected sex with his blow-up doll. Let her take her chances just like he did with Dendreon. Where will it all end? Ming even suspects the data that will underlie the interim results. Much of that data comes from trial sites run by our enemies. Remember the "error" in 9901a that resulted in an 8% miss rather than the actual 5.2%? Ming can only hope the Inspector General at Health and Human Services who has regained authority to investigate the FDA levitates off his plump posterior and does something. In the meantime, Ming says the hell with everything. He'll rip off those mattress tags anytime he wants to and damn the consequences.