Mar 26, 2008

Heavy Hangs The Head That Wears The Crown

As soon as the FDA coughs up approval for Dendreon's Provenge, Ming will have to take up cigar smoking so he can be seen lighting up with 100 dollar bills. Then must locate good source of top hats, spats, mallaca canes and all else needed to look more like Adolphe Menjou and Charles Colburn. Next move, start dating hot young starlets like Theda Bara and Anna Mae Wong or even some that are still alive. Then donate to campaigns of bright young politicos like Harold Stassen and Tom Dewey. Ming would buy flashy new roadster but still not sure internal combustion engine will catch on. One can sort of empathize with Howie Scher. Its hard to break with the safe, secure past even if it never really worked out all that well for most people.

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