Apr 12, 2008

Cast Not The First Salt Shaker

Ming is drinking coffee at a diner after a night of pub crawling when he notices some guy at the end of the counter staring at him. This lug is a nasty looking piece of work, so peace loving Ming goes back to drinking his coffee. Yet every time Ming looks up, this lout keeps staring at him, so Ming flips him off. This excuse for a human being does the same to Ming. So taking a stout salt shaker from the counter, Ming heaves it at his head. Now the sorehead who owns the diner expects poor Ming to pay for the mirror. While this tale doesn't reflect well on Ming, the moral of the story is, look carefully before you act, whether if its a mirror in a diner or a stock on the Reg SHO list.

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