Gaming The FDA

Having learned much from the Provenge fiasco, Fong Pharmaceuticals Chief Scientist, Werner von Merciless expects to achieve immediate approval for its miracle drug, Screwum. Admittedly another knockoff of the erectile dysfunction mania, this product will still be eagerly embraced by a grateful Congress who will look to Screwum at every turn when servicing their constituents. Von Merciless will first unveil the eagerly awaited swimsuit edition of his BLA application to garner the FDA's flagging attention. He will obtain manufacturing blessings by introducing the FDA inspectors to Madame Wu's House of 1001 Illicit Delights and provide them with a hands-on demonstration. The hand-picked Advisory Panel will be composed of the biggest advocates of screwjobs that are for sale. Howie, Maha, Jimbo etc. Fong Pharmaceutical detail men will blanket Capital Hill restrooms throwing our brochures with a complementary Ben Franklin attached into every bathroom stall with more than two feet showing to garner legislative support. Remember, Screwum and you can still gain approval.