Ming-O-Meter Hailed As Boon To Congress

Be the first Congressperson on your block to become the proud owner of the fabulous Ming-O-Meter. Don't conduct another hearing without one. Be able to laugh in the face of that FDA apparatchik when you catch him lying through his dentures about the science. Be in a position to denounce and denigrate the scurrilous scribblers of leaked lies about Provenge. Once a foul fib is detected, the Ming-O-Meter immediately produces a stentorian Bronx cheer capable of being heard throughout Capital Hill that will at once serve to discredit the prevaricator. The principle behind the Ming-O-Meter's infallible results are that once you can detect lip movement in a person testifying before Congress, you have prima-facie evidence that they're lying. The Ming-O-Meter is not a toy. Under no circumstances should it be directed at Committee members as it is not the manufacturer's intent to embarrass Congress. This device is not authorized for home use as errant spouses subjected to the Ming-O-Meter tend to come looking for poor Ming. Batteries are not included.