You Have To Have Balls

The sport of choice of the urban unemployed is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling, while the sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball and the sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice of corporate executives and officers is golf. It thus becomes clear to Ming that the higher you go in the organizational structure the smaller your balls become. Finally, when one reaches the top as our hero Von Eschenbach has in the FDA, you have no balls at all.