Apr 26, 2008

Ming To Be Hailed As Management Genius

Ming will now join that pantheon of great inventors such as Edison, Marconi, Tesla and Alexander Graham Nynex. Ming can promise to slash the exorbitant cost of management at any corporation. No longer will management be able to extort juicy equity interests in the form of options. No longer will they draw fat salaries and perks for doing naught. To launch his remarkable innovation, Ming will provide this much needed solution to Dendreon, gratis. Yes, now instead of stammering stooges at the helm, you can have easy to maintain cardboard cutouts. Duplicate the value added provided by current management at a fraction of the cost. And remember, they never soil themselves either in the restroom or on conference calls. As a shareholder, which unresponsive, one dimensional alternative would you rather have?

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