Everyone Wants A Piece Of Ming

Hoping to ensure her financial well being after several career gaffs and having finally realized that after approval of Provenge, he stands to make the big bucks, Britney Spears astutely demanded custody of Ming today. Miss Spears' lawyers, playing to a packed courtroom, pointed to the drooling subject of their request, who, as luck would have it, chose that very moment to industriously explore his proboscis with his index finger. Claiming the doltish Ming was incompetent to manage his own affairs, they requested he be released to Miss Spears custody. Upon questioning by the court appointed referee, Mr. Merciless wasn't sure what year it was and when asked who the current president was, he was incredulous that his best guess, Rutherford B. Hayes, was incorrect. However, when queried as to why he thought himself able to be left to his own recognizance, he whimpered, "I got Dendreon". The Court ruled in his favor, citing that as evidence beyond a reasonable doubt that Mr. Merciless was not only compos mentis, but clearly, as will be proved in the fullness of time, also an astute investor as well. To which the grateful Ming replied, "It's potty time" as the Courtroom was quickly cleared.